One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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