Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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