So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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