oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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