lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
