I wish I could punch you in the face.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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