If i come over, it means nothing
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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