im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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