idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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