it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You made out with two different species that night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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