I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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