508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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