doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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