Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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