At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Your tits are I can't wait for
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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