absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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