their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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