Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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