so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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