it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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