And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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