So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do you still have your period?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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