Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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