Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
