PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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