Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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