We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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