We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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