i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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