it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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