No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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