Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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