Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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