I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Houston, we have a blender
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
