You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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