Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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