Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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