butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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