you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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