Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
