I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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