then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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