Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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