Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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