we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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