Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
