Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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