Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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