He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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