dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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